Anonymous asked:

what happened in friso?

stylesforstiles answered:

Harry Styles was fucked into some kind of otherworldly subspace is what happened in Frisco. Someone left him a glassy eyed, flushed face, puffy pink lipped mess and it was glorious. Someone deserves an Olympic gold medal in fucking someone so hard they forgot their name, the name of the band he was in, his band members names, what year it was. Someone probably re-enacted this day for a whole week in LA back in August because the outcome was quite similar. 

even zayn’s like ‘wow harry you were so fucked’ and harry was like ‘who is henry, why am I signing these, am I in a band’

And so, that is what happened in Frisco.

No one will ever be as fucked as Harry was in Frisco.